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Well, doc, how about it?

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This man has a very bad leg.

3
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You're tellin' me.

4
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The vein in his right leg
is greatly enlarged.

5
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See here:

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Midway between the kneecap
and the ankle joint

7
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there's an area
of great congestion.

8
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This vein is the cause
of all your trouble.

9
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I've never seen
a vein like it in my life.

10
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It's enormous.

11
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Well, what's the answer, doc?

12
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I ain't going to lose
my leg am I, doc?

13
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I've had it ever since
I was a little kid.

14
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Oh, of course not.

15
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Just go out West,

16
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couple of months and you'll
be just as good as new.

17
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Oh, thanks, doc.

18
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The leg is as good as new.

19
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It feels great. Hah-hah.

20
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It's all right, it's all right.
We'll get him West.

21
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Boy, that sawbones
had the right dope.

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My leg feels swell.

23
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Good.

24
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What's the matter
with that stuff?

25
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Give me something with
a jolt in it. I'm tough.

26
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Look, we're out West now,
so we've got to be tough.

27
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Don't worry about us,
we'll be tough.

28
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We know what to do.
Okay, boys, get Western.

29
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Shoot you for the drinks.
Right.

30
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Yeah?

31
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Shoot you for the drink.
Throw.

32
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You throw.

33
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Hold it.

34
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Okay.

35
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Here's your change.

36
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There we go.

37
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What's the matter with you guys?

38
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What are you tryin' to...?

39
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Hey, easy, easy.

40
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Smoo-ooth as silk.

41
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Those jaspers down there,
who are they?

42
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I don't know, boss.

43
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Nell, come here.

44
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Go find out who those men are.

45
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Doc Barker, I won't do it.

46
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You won't do what?

47
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You're forgettin', gal,
who I got locked up down there.

48
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That's better.

49
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He's all right.
Hello, boys.

50
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What brings you to Coyote Pass?

51
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Well, lady, it's... It's my vein.

52
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Your vein?

53
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Biggest vein you ever saw.

54
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Quirt, I always knew there was
gold around these parts.

55
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I'll show you, it's right there.

56
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Ain't it a whopper?
It certainly is.

57
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You see, it's just
halfway between...

58
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It's all very interesting,
but I must go now.

59
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I want to tell you some more
about my vein. I...

60
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You can tell me.
I'm Doc Barker.

61
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Well, pleased to meet you, doc.
This is right up your alley.

62
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Did you ever see a vein
like this in all your life?

63
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Um, I should say not.

64
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You know something,

65
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I could do things
with a vein like that.

66
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You mean, operate?
That's right, partner.

67
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We'll really go to work on it.
No small-time stuff, either.

68
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No?
If it's near the surface,

69
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we'll use 20 men
with pick and shovel.

70
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Well, that might be...
Listen, Doc...

71
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And if the vein is any deeper,
we'll use dynamite.

72
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Oh, no, not on my vein.

73
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There are tinhorns
around here who say

74
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Doc Barker ain't a big operator.

75
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Well, they won't have
a leg left to stand on.

76
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Neither will I.

77
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Oh, mister, you're a card.
You kill me.

78
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Doc, all right.

79
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Thanks anyway, doc.

80
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But we'll handle
the vein ourselves.

81
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Yeah.

82
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Come on, let's go, boys.

83
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I saw it.

84
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It's worth millions.

85
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Big operator, he ain't kiddin'.

86
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What's the matter?
What's the matter?

87
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I've got to talk to you.
Follow me.

88
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Go ahead, go on.

89
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Doc Barker is a no-good crook.

90
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He stole the Red Dog Saloon
from me and my sisters,

91
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and he's locked them up.

92
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Nell.
Nell.

93
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Zell, Belle.

94
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Well, well.

95
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Oh, boy, oh.

96
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Maybe these gentlemen
will help us.

97
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Please, get us out of here.

98
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Doc Barker said
if Nell didn't marry him,

99
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something terrible
was going to happen to us.

100
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Oh, don't worry, gals.
We'll get you out of here.

101
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But how will you get
the keys from Doc Barker?

102
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He keeps them
in his coat pocket.

103
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I'll get those keys.

104
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I'll dry-gulch that Doc Barker.

105
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That's what I'll do,
gal. I'll...

106
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Hey, wait a minute.
Listen, fellas. Come here.

107
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Hey, I got a scheme to make
Doc Barker take off his coat.

108
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Yeah?
You get in a poker game.

109
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Yeah.
Larry and I...

110
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Thanks.

111
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Well, boys, drinks are on me.

112
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Okay.

113
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Where's that bartender?

114
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Oh, he's out.

115
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I'll fix the drinks.
Don't go away.

116
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Ickeymay.

117
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Let's ante a dollar.

118
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Did you take care
of the bartender?
Yeah.

119
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Good work. What do you know
about mixin' drinks?

120
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Nothin'.
That's fine, get me a jigger.

121
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Old Homicide.

122
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Molasses. That ought
to sweeten 'em up.

123
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Yeah.

124
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Tabasco.

125
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Open for ten.
Pass.

126
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Beats me.

127
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These boots are killin' me.

128
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Seltzer.

129
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Oh, eggs. that ought
to make 'em cackle.

130
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Whew.

131
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Hey, you put paint in there.

132
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So I did.

133
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What's that?

134
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Paint remover.

135
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- Pass.
- Give me three.

136
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I'll take the same.

137
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Three.

138
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One.

139
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I'll bet you 500.

140
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Well, mister,
Quirt bet you 500 bucks.

141
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Can you call?
Darn right I can call.

142
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Only I ain't got 500 bucks.

143
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Don't let that worry you.

144
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Just give me that paper
of yours for security

145
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and I'll advance you five grand.

146
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You mean this?
Why, sure thing.

147
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Start pourin'.

148
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Easy, now.

149
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Good.

150
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Can you call, or can't you?

151
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I wouldn't be a bit surprised.

152
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I'll see you and raise you
another thousand.

153
00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:07,980
Call, king-high straight.

154
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Four aces.

155
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Come to papa.

156
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Give me the sarsaparilla.

157
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This drink is for Shemp.

158
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I've got to remember that.

159
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Okay.

160
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Oh, why don't you look
where I'm going?

161
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What's the matter?

162
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I don't know which glass
is which.

163
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Come on, hurry up
with those drinks.

164
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Here's to crime.
Yeah,

165
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a short life, and a merry one.

166
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Yeah, a very short life.

167
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Bottoms up, doc.

168
00:09:04,094 --> 00:09:06,439
Well, let's get along
with the game.

169
00:09:10,166 --> 00:09:12,979
Oh! Water, water, water,
water, water...

170
00:09:13,003 --> 00:09:14,646
I'll get some water.

171
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Get that wet coat off.
He'll catch pneumonia.

172
00:09:36,192 --> 00:09:38,126
Yeah.

173
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They're in here someplace.
Here they are.

174
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Okay, I got 'em.

175
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Quick.

176
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Are...? Are you all right,
boss?

177
00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:49,882
Yes, I'm all right.

178
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Get a chair there.

179
00:09:52,442 --> 00:09:54,320
I have the keys.

180
00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,122
The buggy's waiting.
Drive to the house.

181
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I'll be there soon.

182
00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,380
Quick.

183
00:10:01,551 --> 00:10:02,861
Why, he's dead.

184
00:10:02,885 --> 00:10:04,596
Well, he must have had
heart failure.

185
00:10:04,620 --> 00:10:06,865
Yeah, he's dead

186
00:10:06,889 --> 00:10:09,135
and I'm taking over.

187
00:10:09,159 --> 00:10:10,836
Now, if any of you boys object,

188
00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,771
you can step right
outside here and we'll...

189
00:10:14,330 --> 00:10:16,008
Giddy up, boy.

190
00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,044
Why, the gals got out
of the basement.

191
00:10:18,068 --> 00:10:19,745
Now, if Doc had those keys
in his pocket,

192
00:10:19,769 --> 00:10:21,347
then I don't see how they...

193
00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:22,981
See if we can find
something else.

194
00:10:23,005 --> 00:10:25,139
Nothin' in there.

195
00:10:27,810 --> 00:10:30,010
Uh-huh.

196
00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:35,494
Now, wait a minute...

197
00:10:40,923 --> 00:10:42,068
Ah, good.

198
00:10:42,092 --> 00:10:45,037
Well, we got you anyway.

199
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,005
And we'll take care
of your pals later.

200
00:10:47,029 --> 00:10:49,241
Let's take him down to
the basement and lock him up.

201
00:10:49,265 --> 00:10:50,876
And we'll get a new lock.

202
00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,111
Get goin'.

203
00:10:52,135 --> 00:10:53,412
After you, gentlemen.

204
00:10:53,436 --> 00:10:54,716
Oh, all right.

205
00:10:56,339 --> 00:10:57,983
Suckers.

206
00:10:58,007 --> 00:10:59,974
The window.

207
00:11:01,677 --> 00:11:03,489
Wait a minute,
I was coming back, fellas.

208
00:11:03,513 --> 00:11:04,590
I was only kiddin'.

209
00:11:04,614 --> 00:11:06,959
Moe! They got me,
they got me.

210
00:11:09,685 --> 00:11:11,163
I'm going to get a cheap lawyer.

211
00:11:11,187 --> 00:11:12,598
There, that'll hold you.

212
00:11:12,622 --> 00:11:15,223
Okay, boys, we'll shoot him
at sundown.

213
00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:26,712
Hey, Moe, they're gonna
shoot me at sundown.

214
00:11:26,736 --> 00:11:28,414
Relax, kid,
you're practically free.

215
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,349
I better get upstairs
and keep an eye on them.

216
00:11:30,373 --> 00:11:32,039
Okay, toots.

217
00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,287
Oh...

218
00:11:35,311 --> 00:11:37,123
Shh, quiet, quiet.

219
00:11:37,147 --> 00:11:38,224
Shh.

220
00:11:38,248 --> 00:11:39,658
Come on, help me, will you?

221
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,667
Dave, play something,
I feel like singing.

222
00:11:51,561 --> 00:11:54,039
♪ 'Tis the last ♪
She'll be a pretty bride.

223
00:11:54,063 --> 00:11:56,708
♪ Rose ♪

224
00:11:56,732 --> 00:11:59,400
♪ Of summer ♪

225
00:12:00,870 --> 00:12:02,281
Ouch!

226
00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:04,916
Hold your ear.

227
00:12:04,940 --> 00:12:06,185
What's that, a cross cut?

228
00:12:06,209 --> 00:12:07,719
How do you like that?

229
00:12:07,743 --> 00:12:09,788
Let's get busy here.

230
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,757
Hurry.

231
00:12:11,781 --> 00:12:13,892
Hold that bar.

232
00:12:13,916 --> 00:12:15,461
Ouch.

233
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:19,420
♪ Rosebud is nigh ♪

234
00:12:22,692 --> 00:12:24,136
Give me that hammer and chisel.

235
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,360
All right, here.

236
00:12:29,965 --> 00:12:32,099
That's it.

237
00:12:44,046 --> 00:12:45,891
You're killing me.

238
00:12:45,915 --> 00:12:47,459
Oh, I'm pullin'.

239
00:12:47,483 --> 00:12:48,627
So am I.

240
00:12:48,651 --> 00:12:50,095
I'm off balance.

241
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,004
You had your gun caught
in my belt.

242
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:01,207
I didn't know that.
Hey, let's disguise,

243
00:13:01,231 --> 00:13:03,475
then we can get out of here
without being recognized.

244
00:13:03,499 --> 00:13:04,976
Nice work, kid.

245
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,934
Come on, get an armful
of clothes.

246
00:13:10,273 --> 00:13:12,651
What happened?

247
00:13:12,675 --> 00:13:15,020
Something going
on downstairs, boys.

248
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,744
Come on.

249
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:23,529
I'm from the South... Shh.

250
00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:27,433
We got to get out
of here quietly. Come on.

251
00:13:29,191 --> 00:13:31,970
Hey, did you see
a fella come out of there?

252
00:13:31,994 --> 00:13:35,073
Yeah, he went thataway...

253
00:13:35,097 --> 00:13:36,797
Come on, fellas.

254
00:13:41,304 --> 00:13:44,472
Come on, let's get the horses.

255
00:14:02,292 --> 00:14:03,935
A gorilla.

256
00:14:03,959 --> 00:14:05,937
Where are we, in Africa?

257
00:14:05,961 --> 00:14:08,696
Get out of here.
Get out of here.

258
00:14:49,071 --> 00:14:52,239
Hey, take it easy, will you?

259
00:15:08,290 --> 00:15:09,568
What happened?

260
00:15:09,592 --> 00:15:11,992
What's the idea of pulling
me off the horse?

261
00:15:12,795 --> 00:15:15,841
Hey, Moe. Larry.
Come here.

262
00:15:15,865 --> 00:15:17,231
Now, listen, our...

263
00:15:18,768 --> 00:15:21,814
Here they come again.
Into the wagon, quick.

264
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:24,638
Come on, hurry up.
Out of the way.

265
00:15:27,577 --> 00:15:29,154
Boy, if we only had our guns.

266
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,556
Or some hamburger.

267
00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:32,157
Hey, I found a box of bullets.

268
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,781
Well, give.

269
00:15:45,995 --> 00:15:47,160
Get it in there.

270
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,635
Hey, that got 'em.
Look at 'em go.

271
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,218
Come on, let's get out of here.

272
00:16:00,242 --> 00:16:02,153
Oh, here we are at last.

273
00:16:02,177 --> 00:16:04,956
I thought we'd never make it.
Boy, I hope they're here.

274
00:16:04,980 --> 00:16:06,425
Hey, look who's here.

275
00:16:06,449 --> 00:16:07,659
Oh, boy.

276
00:16:07,683 --> 00:16:09,261
Howdy, girls.

277
00:16:09,285 --> 00:16:11,397
Glad to see you all again.

278
00:16:11,421 --> 00:16:13,965
I don't know how we'll
thank you for what you've done.

279
00:16:13,989 --> 00:16:16,468
Oh, shucks.

280
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!